I just heard the jail house recording of Linda Hogan and her locked up son Nick Hogan. You won't believe this, but this is what she says in response to Nick saying that he misses hanging out with her: "I'm at the beach all by myself. It's not the same." Then she starts crying.

OMG, is she for real??? The tapes were obviously leaked, but, geez, she actually feels that way. Some guy will probably not live because your son decided to drink alcohol, get behind the wheel of a car, and drag race, and all you can think about is how you miss the beach??? What? Are you insane?

She also said about the victim's mother: She's not suffering. I am. I have the loss.

Everyone's giving her hell for that comment, but I will cut her some slack, because I think that she may be on to something. We don't know if the victim was estranged from his mother. She may be right. But, everything else on the tape was just a big joke.

I don't know. This sounds crazy. Hopefully there aren't any celebrities pathetic enough to actually admit to someone else that they're mad that people don't want to see their children in gossip magazines.

I think it's a bad idea for people to put their kids in the magazines, anyway.

I saw an ad for Marshalls and while the picture is a bit fuzzy, it does kinda look like Shemar Moore. What do you think?

It's the guy in the middle.