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Charles Barkley arrested for drunk driving

Idiot! Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving early this morning. Like I said, what an idiot. Not only should you avoid drinking in driving, it's New Year's Eve, and everyone knows that the cops are out looking for...people like him. Think the former NBA star couldn't be stupider? Well, you're wrong. He only got caught after he ...

Guy Ritchie to be compensated over $75 million for putting up with Madonna

Not worth it in my book. I think Madonna is one of the most annoying celebrities. It's a toss-up between Madonna and Pink. I can't stand either of them. They're both obnoxious. Anyway, here's the article from the Associated Press: Madonna has settled her divorce with ex-husband Guy Ritchie for at least 50 million pounds ($76 million), the singer's spokeswoman said Monday. Liz ...

WTF? Let Michael Phelps have his Frosted Flakes

For all of you who are just tuning in, all of these hypocritical people who probably have unhealthy diets themselves, are giving Michael Phelps slack for endorsing his favorite cereal, Frosted Flakes. They believe Frosted Flakes have too much sugar for kids. Okay, now that you're all caught up, at least Michael Phelps is actually endorsing a product that he ...

Jessica Simpson doesn’t trust Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson wants us to believe that she trusts boyfriend Tony Romo after his ex, Carrie Underwood said that he still calls her. Carrie said in September's issue of Allure, "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer." Jessica said, "Tony and I both laughed at that...We got a chuckle out of it." But, Jessica also said, ...

Moby blames Britney’s downfall on “hardcore substance abuse”

Moby blames Britney Spears' public downfall on her rapid rise to fame, insisting superstardom at such a young age has left her with a "hardcore substance abuse" problem and identity crisis. The dance star, who produced a song on Spears' 2003 In The Zone LP, claims the singer had little chance to avoid falling victim to the pressures of fame ...

Tom Vize Day?

Are you kidding me? The Mayor of St. Louis, Francis Slay, declared an official Tom Vize Day for all of his "accomplishments." Um, he's the assistant of Kathy Griffin. WTF kind of accomplishment is that? No offense to assistants, but seriously. You know this is not any type of accomplishment, yet alone deserving of a "mayor" (yes, I've never heard ...

Hugh Hefner will do anybody - even a man

Well, sort of. An upcoming book by Steven Watts claims that Hugh Hefner was once propositioned by another male. According to the book, Hugh thought, "What the hell?" and let the male perform oral sex on him.

Don Imus is racist. Case closed

Here's a transcript of of Don Imus' show: Wolf: "Defensive back Adam 'Pacman' Jones, recently signed by the Cowboys. Here's a guy suspended all of 2007 following a shooting in a Vegas night club." Imus: "Well, stuff happens. You're in a night club, for God's sake. What do you think's gonna happen in a night club? People are drinking and doing drugs, ...

Jessica Simpson denies rumors that her dad fit her for a training bra

Jessica Simpson, who is out promoting her "country" album (another post, another post). In one of the interviews, she addressed the rumors about her creepy dad. She said, "There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing?" Like, I don't know, Jessica. Maybe the people who ...

Janet Jackson is getting in our faces this fall

I just heard that Janet Jackson is coming to TV this fall. It's supposed to be one of these annoying dancing and singing shows like the uber-annoying American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance. I don't know. I just think Janet Jackson is one of those celebrities that people like more because they're not everywhere. We don't need to see ...

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