Archive for February, 2009

I always knew I was a Republican 1

When I was in the second or third grade, my teacher passed out fake voting ballots (although, I didn't know that at the time. I mean, I was 7 or 8. Plus, the wench told me that they were real when I asked her if they were).

I asked her which party was against welfare and she told me the Republicans. So, I voted Republican.

Now, back to her lying to me and saying that my vote was real, why the lies? And, why is a teacher making students fill stuff like that out, anyway? You know what? Now that I think of it, she was mean to me ever since then. Bitch! That's the first teacher that I ever disliked. I bet she was a Democrat.

I think she gets a kick out of this 0

The head of the Human Resources department of my company must have really gotten a kick out of torturing me today. She called me in her office and started off by saying, "You know that I respect you. You're always the one that I suggest for special projects, you have a good work ethic, blah, blah..." As she's saying this, I'm sitting there thinking, "Oh, shit, I'm about to get fired!"

Then, she tells me that she needs me to take a position within the company. I burst out laughing and said, "I thought I was in trouble." She was like, "No." I just know that she set it up that way just to see if I was going to cry or something. LOL. It's okay, though.

By the way, I got a raise the day before yesterday for taking on another project. I was told that my pay would stay the same after the project, so that was awesome at that time. But, now that I'm going to be doing more work and taking on much more responsibilities, I'd like to get paid more. Plus, the head of the HR department told me that it was just this morning that the owner of the company suggested me for my new position, and when I spoke to her about my raise the other day, she said that she is the one who suggested that my salary stay the same after the project that I'm starting. So, hopefully, they won't try to tie those together and neglect to give me a raise. Anyway, enough of about me. I'm just so excited!

I feel weird liking Joe Jonas 0

I know that he's 19, going on 20, and I didn't even notice him until recently. But, I still feel sooo weird having a crush on him. But, he's so effing hot. Mmm. LOL.

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