I wonder why I had to see Kathy Griffin run across a stage half-naked.

That just wasn’t right. I don’t ever want to see that again.

So, I’m flipping through the channels and Kathy Griffin running across a stage in front of an audience wearing nothing but a shirt and panties. Her pants were around her ankles.

Of course, as horrible as it was to watch, I had to find out what excuse she was giving her audience for taking her clothes off. From what I could tell, she was telling them about a time when she was at a hotel and went out of her room to call her dogs back in. They ran and she ran after them with her pants around her ankles. Meanwhile, she had locked herself out of her hotel room. I’m sure she made the whole thing up.