Have you ever heard someone use the phrase “in a minute” to refer to something that hasn’t taken place in a long time? For instance, someone seeing someone that they haven’t seen in a long time would say, “I haven’t seen you in a minute.”

It just doesn’t make sense. I find that hilarious. And, even though it doesn’t make sense, I still respect it. I’m so the type of person that will take a word and flip its meaning upside down. I’ve always been that way. So, whatever.