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Can someone tell Jessica Simpson that high-waisted jeans don’t work on chunky chicks?

 

Please? I think I saw her in these same jeans about six months ago and they looked nice on her. Now that she’s busting the seams out of them, they don’t look so hot.

And, no matter how many belts you wear, you can’t cover the fat. Especially, when the fat is leaking out of the sides of your tank top. She has more fat leaking out of the sides of her tank top than she does booby cleavage coming out of the top of her shirt.

Someone from her camp is claiming that she’s not watching her weight anymore because she’s tired of living up to others’ expectations. *yawn*

How much longer do you think it will be before Tony Romo dumps her ass and for her to start trying to drop the pounds?

1 Comment so far

  1. Amazed on January 28th, 2009

    :)…..
    maybe thats why Joe Simpson tried to sign Emily Harder, the 14 yr old from youtube…
    maybe hes looking to put Jessica out to pasture ……..

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