I’m going to label this as satire, but, if you know me…

So, one of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s kids was hospitalized after being in Unfitney’s care. She gets the kids for the first time in ages, then almost kills one of them!

According to a Spears family rep, two-year-old Jayden James was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday after having “a reaction to something [poison] he ingested [that Unfitney forced down his throat].”

I’m kidding-sort of. I do sort of think that she has Munchausen syndrome. She’s a publicity whore. That’s evident! She hasn’t been getting a lot of press lately, mainly because she’s been playing it smart and acting a bit normal so that she can get legal control of her life again. I’m convinced that the press she’s been getting lately is not satisfying Britney’s appetite for attention. So, instead of doing something crazy with herself to get attention, she just made Jayden sick. That’s just my opinion.

But, Maybe I’m wrong. It’s doubtful, though. But, maybe Britney didn’t intentionally poison her son. Jayden probably just accidentally got into Britney’s bag of drugs and took some. That’s a possibility.

Either way, Britney certainly is not fit to be alone with anybody’s kids. Why they let her be alone with them AND take them out of the state is beyond me.