Please? I think I saw her in these same jeans about six months ago and they looked nice on her. Now that she’s busting the seams out of them, they don’t look so hot.

And, no matter how many belts you wear, you can’t cover the fat. Especially, when the fat is leaking out of the sides of your tank top. She has more fat leaking out of the sides of her tank top than she does booby cleavage coming out of the top of her shirt.

Someone from her camp is claiming that she’s not watching her weight anymore because she’s tired of living up to others’ expectations. *yawn*

How much longer do you think it will be before Tony Romo dumps her ass and for her to start trying to drop the pounds?

Have you ever heard someone use the phrase “in a minute” to refer to something that hasn’t taken place in a long time? For instance, someone seeing someone that they haven’t seen in a long time would say, “I haven’t seen you in a minute.”

It just doesn’t make sense. I find that hilarious. And, even though it doesn’t make sense, I still respect it. I’m so the type of person that will take a word and flip its meaning upside down. I’ve always been that way. So, whatever.

Why, oh, why didn’t we get to see Kayla kick Amber M’s ass? I hope we get to see that on the reunion special or sometime in future episodes.

I really can’t stand Amber M. She’s so obnoxious, and, um…Oh, yeah-racist.