I’m going to label this as satire, but, if you know me…

So, one of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s kids was hospitalized after being in Unfitney’s care. She gets the kids for the first time in ages, then almost kills one of them!

According to a Spears family rep, two-year-old Jayden James was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday after having “a reaction to something [poison] he ingested [that Unfitney forced down his throat].”

I’m kidding-sort of. I do sort of think that she has Munchausen syndrome. She’s a publicity whore. That’s evident! She hasn’t been getting a lot of press lately, mainly because she’s been playing it smart and acting a bit normal so that she can get legal control of her life again. I’m convinced that the press she’s been getting lately is not satisfying Britney’s appetite for attention. So, instead of doing something crazy with herself to get attention, she just made Jayden sick. That’s just my opinion.

But, Maybe I’m wrong. It’s doubtful, though. But, maybe Britney didn’t intentionally poison her son. Jayden probably just accidentally got into Britney’s bag of drugs and took some. That’s a possibility.

Either way, Britney certainly is not fit to be alone with anybody’s kids. Why they let her be alone with them AND take them out of the state is beyond me.

Umm, maybe. Since the 2004 election, I boycotted Heinz ketchup because of the Kerry connection. You tell me. Am I an extremist?

I never thought I’d say THAT! But, I totally know why they’d always call President Bush just “Bush.” Actually, I knew WHY they did it; I just didn’t know what they were feeling to make them choose not to refer to him as the President. I thought that it was meant to intentionally show disrespect to him. But, now that Obama is-yeah, I can’t say it (especially since he’s technically not…it yet)-I know how the democrats felt.

Anyway, I will NEVER call Obama the-you know what. It’ll just be Obama. It’s not to disrespect him. I just can’t believe that he was voted-you know. I’m sick! Can’t wait til 2012. OR, if I’m really lucky, 2009, 2010, or 2011 will come around and he’ll be impeached. Let’s get together and scheme to get him impeached. *evil grin*

FUCK! Scratch that. The democratic VP will just take over. Damn our Founders for being so smart and thinking these things through!!! Oh, well. I’ll just wait til 2012.